shining bright like a lump of coal

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit


jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

posted 2 hours ago via schech · originally methdragon
93,270 notes

sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

posted 2 hours ago via pizza · originally nentindo
274,068 notes

the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse


mydanisnotonfireobsession:

dan u got a little something there

mydanisnotonfireobsession:

dan u got a little something there


wifibox:

looking at my blog like 

image

posted 3 hours ago via surprisebitch · originally wifibox
4,868 notes

cheatcommandos:

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff



australiansanta:

spaghetti? oh no i only eat swaghetti sir



tastefullyoffensive:

[1house6elephants]


kkeanna:

kardashy:

an unexpected twist

LOL I fucking love this video


nicolerichiest:

"Speaking of the kissing scenes, is it a bit of a weird situation, did you have a little practice beforehand or did you just wait until you were on camera?"


popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

posted 6 hours ago via pizza · originally guy
142,643 notes

pridefulvanity:

next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights